Lies, Alleged Law Breaking, and a Basis of Reality in Arcturus

Remarks (Fabrications and Lies) by the President (Idiot Son Of An A**hole, thanks mike) at the 2003 Republican National Committee Presidential Gala

So, last night, while most of you were watching the Yankees lose to Boston or the Cubs beat Florida, somebody let it speak. The president gave a speech at the RNC Presidential Gala, which is a fundraiser. I started to listen to him, but I think after about 20 words, I had to stop.

"But the war on terror is more than just chasing down the killers or holding tyrants to account. The war on terror -- our security comes in the war on terror from the spread of human liberty. (Applause.) See, free nations do not develop weapons of mass destruction. Free nations do not intimidate their neighbors. Free nations are peaceful nations. And so one of the missions of this administration is to spread freedom. I understand that freedom is the deepest need and hope of every heart. And I believe that freedom is the right of every person, and the future of every nation. And that's exactly what we're now doing in Iraq. We believe that freedom is not America's gift to the world, we believe that freedom is God's gift to each and every individual.

Well, he has really hit the nail. If we are in Iraq to spread human liberty, then that must come from jittery emotionally detached soldiers with itchy trigger fingers and not the slightest chance of restoring any form of order. And free nations do not develop WMDs, well of course, and that is why Rummy is once again firing up old nuke plants, and of course, lest you need to be reminded of The Patriot Acts I & II

"This is historic times."

"And we say, you must measure to show us whether or not a child can read or write and add and subtract."

Grammar not your strong suit I take it?

And yes, George, these are historic times, as you have given us a terrorist attack and terrorist governments, school systems that can't afford to teach, and not a dime to fund a complete education or jobs creation effort to ensure a future for our children. Flipping burgers is not going to be a easy way for Future generations to pay for these imperialist wars. Oh wait, that's the idea.

"And we've got to make sure that there's certainty in the tax code. This tax relief we passed, because of a quirk in the rules, will go away. For the sake of economic vitality, for the sake of job creation, the Congress must make the tax relief permanent"

So unless I hit the jackpot, or somehow end up in the top of the capitalist money pile, uh, I will be paying for you mistakes for a long time to come. Tax relief shout be for everyone, not just a few friends who got you a job you can't handle.

"You know, I wasn't sure what to expect when I became your President. I was certain there would be some challenges. I wasn't exactly sure what to expect, but I knew there was going to be some problems to solve. And therefore, I knew I needed to surround myself with really strong, competent, capable people. I've assembled a great administration of Americans -- (applause) -- of Americans from all walks of life who have put their country above self."

I should probably stop ripping this apart, but, instead, ask for your help. Roll on the comments please. Click the link, print the speech, and assume the porcelain goddess praying position, cause you just might not want breakfast on you keyboard and screen. Some great greasy whoppers have been spoken. And if this continues, 2005 might be a little too long to wait.