can there just not be fnords for once, for fucks sake?!

according to one less-than-reputable middle eastern source, dick cheney's daughter is planning on being a human shield in iraq ... or not, according to the washington times ...

but let me ask... who's less trustworthy? foreign press with an anti-imperialistic agenda, or the washington times, the paper founded by deranged messianic cult leader sun myung moon, who himself just so happens to have a sordid relationship with the bush dynasty? shall we just say, they're all full of shit?