Lighten Up, 'Neckers!

Yeah, yeah yeah. We all know that you Jakeneckers are up on your politics. It's all very impressive. To recap: they found Saddam. Bush/Cheney/Rumsfeld are fascists. Advertising culture is evil. Animal rights are important...... blah blah blah. The truth is ya'll bore the hell out of me.

And that's why I have to ask you this one burning question today: What do y'all know about Valentine's Performing Pigs?

That's what I thought.