Shoutbox Hatefest

I can not believe for a fraction of a moment that any of you people who purport yourselves to be my friends would imagine for even a moment that I would be responsible for such activities as those that have recently transpired in the Shoutbox.

The individual responsible is yet unknown, however their IP address is 162.83.208.188* 67.81.46.116, which points to a Verizon DSL account an Optimum Online account in NYC in Tenafly, NJ.

Number 1, I use I live in NYC, not NJ, and I use Road Runner, not Cablevision. Number 2, I'm into bukkake, not coprophagia. Number 3, while I can not imagine who in NYC I could've possibly offended enough to provoke such behavior, I'm sure I've got plenty of idiot enemies in NJ, and I can think of a few off the top of my head. But I fear not, for I have filed a complaint with Verizon** Cablevision and am currently contemplating filing a libel suit.

My grave concern is that you people actually, even momentarily, have entertained the idea that I, a man of such prudish behavior and moral conviction as I am often chastized for being, would say or do such things. Perhaps it would be best if I offer you the code to Jakeneck, and allow you to host it elsewhere (with your own money, as opposed to mine) along with a mighty "go fuck yourselves." That you would presume that was me, instead of immediately recognizing that something was amiss and condemning the individual as a fraud, is deeply disturbing to me.

Fuck that guy. But fuck you too for thinking it was me.

*Sorry, that was SNAFU's address! "Poop on me," huh SNAF? I've redacted my report to Verizon.