If only she had taken Adbusters seriously....

She might have not been hospitalized. all for a $29 DVD player, and given these(1,2) electronics, probably didn't work to begin with.
I didn't buy anything, but the Wal-mart and Kohl's department store parking lots were full, and mostly with SUVs.
Meanwhile, the Guardian asks: What Kind of Shopper Are You??
Now, what present could you give, that does not involve buying something useless, that will be put in the closet, attic, basement, etc. and forgotten about? (I'm kinda searching for ideas here, hehe)