sex in the shitty

on my way to work this morning i saw this guy putting up this horrendous advertisement for absolut vodka, which pictured a man buck nekkid with a bottle of absolut in front of his jimmy john reading "absolut hunk." puzzled as hell as to the motivation behind putting this up next to a community center where there is a children's nursery school, i inquired of one of our security guards who informed me that they'd be taping sex in the city in front of our building today. and sure enough...


check it out, you can see down kim cattrall's dress in this shot.
not like you haven't 1,000 times before.


here's a better shot of the absolut ad,
now with the words "absolut asshole" scrawled across it
blah, celebrity sightings. blah, sex in the city. man, i hate that show. can you believe what shes wearing? ugh, check out the neon green shoes. barf.