Don't Be Surprised When His Head Comes Home On A Platter

Welp, now that Georgie has fucked everything up—the environment, the budget, our schools, the war on terror, and everything else he gets his grubby little paws on—the "irrelevant" Osama Bin Laden (who is not on the Af-Pak border) is once again our top priority.

I swear, if this cocksucker pulls Bin Laden out of a hat come Election Day, my head's gonna explode.