Bush's Superbowl Blunder

George Bush went out of his way to announce formally that he went to sleep long before the end of the first half [of the Superbowl].

What kind of all-American boy would say a stupid thing like that while he's running for re-election? Only a fool would deliberately insult the whole Football Nation, at a nervous time when polls show his Job Approval Rating plunging below 50 percent for the first time since he took office in January of 2001. That is like stabbing yourself in the back while you're preparing to fight for your life on a street corner. It is dumb, and so is the dingbat who told Bush to say it.

—Hunter Thompson for ESPN