too many aunts and not enough time

aunt 1. a prostitute, especially an old prostitute. [since the early 1600s] 2. the madam of a brothel; a procuress. [slang, 1900s] 3. an aged sodomist. [U.S., 1900s] 4. an aged fellator. Cf. auntie. [U.S., 1900s, Goldin, O'Leary, and Lipsius] 5. the women's restroom, especially "the aunt." Cf. uncle (sense 1). [slang, 1900s]

—slang and euphemism, third revised edition by richard a. spears