Sex Freaks to the Extreme

Attention all citizens! Sex abuse of horses sparks warning! That's right, if you have a horse, make sure it's not on drugs and that it's genitals aren't mutilated. I know, it's a sick sad world but what do you expect when 30 year old men are having relations with 14 year old girls in Florida's most revered juvenile detention center. Ahh, why can't the world be a better place, like back when turtles breathed through their assholes? Oh wait, it is. Welcome back Mr. Lavarak! You have scientists all over the world fascinated about how your "rear orifice, called a cloaca, serves as an anus and also conceals its reproductive organs and a pair of gill-like sacs".