Support Gay Rights? No Jesus Cookie For You...

Catholic churches around the US are responding to a gay-Catholic rights campaign by denying its supporters communion (that's when you eat the wafer, or um, the body of Christ...hot!).

Sure, God hates fags. But he hates shrimp too, just about the same. And well, the truth is, God doesn't hate fags, he just hates gay sex. And I mean, ew, so do I—it's gross. But, uh, God doesn't seem to mind lesbians, whereas the commandment says merely that a man should not lie with a man as he does a woman. It says nowhere that a woman can't lie with a woman... And in fact, considering that a prominent man was expected to keep a harem, you'd kind of hope they would hook up, cuz otherwise all them womens might get hard up and bitchy. N'ah I mean?

And actually, considering all that love and peace shit flowing out of his mouth endlessly, isn't it a little obvious that...

Can't queers get a fair shake? A reach-around maybe? Er, I mean, hey... What the fuck is up with this? Fucking eugenecists. Is this how Jesus loves?