Friends Don't Let Friends

Please check my blog for my rough-draft statement on why I don't drink Starbucks, titled "Half-decaf ristretto double-tall one-half two-percent one-half soy almond-cinnamon lite-ice iced latte with two equal, please." I propose additional chapters on who picks our coffee, what Howard Schultz can kiss, and where, if you must, to buy your coffee instead (hint: not Seattle's Best, nor Torrefazione Italia).