I Been So Lonley I Could Die

Poor Dennis Kucinich. It's hard being a Presidential candidate without a wife. That's why, earlier this month, Dennis publicly pleaded for "a dynamic, out-spoken woman who was fearless in her desire for peace in the world and for universal single-payer health care and a full employment economy."

Welp, the folks at Liberalhearts.com want to help ol' Denny out, and that's why they've launched Who Wants To Be A First Lady, the interweb's answer to bad Fox programming. Wheeeee!