Picture the commissioner of a certain professional football league with a new season to kick off. And the commander of a certain mighty military with some troops to thank. And the manufacturer of a certain cola with a new flavor to unveil. And the secretary of a certain interior with some national parks to fix up.
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Oh, oh! They could get together and throw a party on the Mall! Invite Britney Spears and her bellybutton! Use the Capitol as theatrical backdrop! Put Jumbotrons on the grass facing the Washington Monument! Get the troops to attend in uniform by promising them free T-shirts and proximity to the bellybutton! Show it live on prime-time television!
say hello to
nfl kickoff live. the end times are at hand...
(c/o jughead)
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