Attn: All rich, sadistic freaks inquire within!

Our famous city of sin, Las Vegas, now has a new sporting event going down. It's called Hunting for Bambi and it involves paintball against naked women. For $5-10,000, you can take your best shot. Women who avoid getting shot earn $2,500 and those that suffer the brutal black-n-blue blast receive $1,000 per round.