a terror-level orange ii

so i get to work today and, just upon entering the front doors, immediately notice something different about the layout of our lobby. there are barricades, guards everywhere, and security is crawling up my ass, double checking my bags and asking for my i.d. card—something staff doesn't usually get put through. then i remember, we're at level orange and the fbi has issued a statement urging jewish institutions to be on alert.

is there really a reason to be worried? i think not. rather, i'd be more inclined to believe that these threats are being manufactured in order to garner public support for "son of patriot", the newest fecal gathering on ashcroft's constitutional toilet paper.

"take your eyes off iraq kiddies! look at the blinking orange light! oooh scaaaaaary!"

i hate days like this. the terrorists have won. and they're at the crawford ranch snorting lines off of strippers' tits right now. and i'm sitting at work...and at the end of the day, they'll have 1/3rd of the money i've earned.

damnit.