Terrapin Station for Real: Cardinals Owner "Shell-shocked"

You environmental activist types are sure to have a field day with this one. Turns out, Arizona Cardinals owner Bill Bidwell has willfully and underhandedly attempted to build a new $355,000,000 football stadium on top of the habitat of the endangered and protected desert tortoise.

Speculation has already begun as to whether there are more tortoises inhabiting this area than there are fans of Mr. Bidwell's football team.