can't buy me love

you've seen the real doll. you may have even seen the real hamster. but have you ever seen a pay-for-porn site featuring people fucking real dolls? ever wanted to fuck a muppet? and who could ever forget the shemale real doll? certainly much more interesting than these japanese love pillows, and of course the run-of-the-mill inflatable bunch. well, there is always the love ewe. just don't get caught around town with one of these things, cuz, ya know, if it looks bad, generally speaking...well, you get the point.